JAWSica Alba went off the deep end last week, plastering shark posters on public and private property throughout Oklahoma City. She even defaced a United Way sign along the way.
And why, you ask? Well, to make Oklahomans aware of the plight of the great white shark. You know, sharks… in Oklahoma?
Maybe she thought she was in Switzerland. Or is it Sweden?
Anyways, when police started investigating, Alba started backpeddling, offering to replace the United Way sign and issuing this statement:
“I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident.”
Ya, dumbass. Your stupid attempt to be a ‘poster’ girl just made you look like a ‘poser,’ girl.
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