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Looks like the Hogans all have their noses out of joint again.  Except Nick, who seems to be keeping his nose clean after being sprung from the joint. 

In a case of the pot calling the kettle crack, Brooke Hogan’s accusations about her mother’s alleged drug use has been met by a nasty reprisal from Linda. Her rep sent a letter to the Perezident, or no, I mean the Queen, Perez Hilton, taking pot-shots at her daughter’s breast implants and reefer-madness recording sessions with Daddy Hulk and boyfriend $tacks.

Perez, if Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father’s lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, Charlie [Hill, her teenaged boyfriend] will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called “Redemption” which will easily surpass any of Brooke’s records sales.

Brooke has always had a problem telling the truth. If it is her claim that her breasts are natural or she hasn’t been banging the crap out of the pot head $tack for the last 3 years, then her comments of Charlie being a year and a half younger than her are again a complete fabrication (they are 4 months apart). She only judges Charlie because of his long hair and age, Linda doesn’t judge.

“Here are some cold hard facts; these people who say Linda is doing drugs are friends of Hulk Hogan. Brooke is Hulk’s only remaining mouthpiece and a pawn in his game of control. Linda will walk into any drug testing facility and take a random test and the truth will be she is clean. Put your money where your mouth is Brooke aka Hulk. Brooke “thinks” she’s doing drugs is a hypocrisy when her father and $tacks are rolling and smoking joints together in Brooke’s recording session, and Brooke knows it.

“As for Charlie, he is an accomplished spring board diver (4th in the Nationals), eagle scout and certified captain in commercial boating with his bigger goal of joining the fire department. Linda’s definition of a good time is hitting a 8:30 am mass at St Max’s grabbing some Cuban food at Versailles (her fav). We aren’t here to kiss anyone’s ass but Linda would love spend a fun California day with Perez with or without that famous garlic chicken, but you have to go to mass.”

Gary Smith on behalf of Linda Hogan
Global PR Inc

Pass it over to Hulk’s lawyer:

Brooke Hogan has spoken out in support of her father only because of her mother’s repeated fabricated attacks on him. She is in the unique position of knowing both parties in this litigation and she has only spoken as to what she knows to be the truth based upon her personal experience with each. Linda has refused repeated invitations by Brooke to reconcile and given these recent comments it appears a mother/daughter relationship is impossible at this time. It is sad that Linda Hogan continues to attempt to throw her family under the bus to gain publicity.

“In terms of the ongoing divorce suit, Hulk Hogan and his legal team would gladly take Linda up on her offer to submit to a legally supervised drug test and certainly Terry would do the same. We believe the results would speak for themselves and reveal that Linda’s idea of a good time would definitely not be appropriate for Mass or a family restaurant.”

I think all of them are a major pain in the mass!


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Brooke Hogan is having fun having her way with rapper-boyfriend Stack$ at a shoot for her new music video.

If his nickname is Stack$, then hers must be $$$tack$$$ cause those things must have cost a lot of buck$.

Look, Ma! No hands! Such a proud moment, hey?

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Orange you glad your Dad’s not a killer? Brooke Hogan jumps to her father’s defense in the aftermath of his killer comments to ‘Rolling Stone’ that he ‘gets’ what O.J. Simpson did to his ex-wife Nicole.

Brooke tells ET: “I cannot believe how blown out of proportion one small part of a seven-page article has become. It’s a classic case of a quote being taken out of context. I look up to my father in every way. He has been through so much and has taken the high road through it all. The idea that he would condone the O.J. situation is just outrageous.”
I cannot believe how blown out of proportion two small parts of Brooke’s body have become!! You blow, girl!

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A weathered Brooke Hogan surprised fans when she tried her hand (and legs) at pole dancing during her performance at the Calle Oche Latin Festival in Miami on Sunday. Recovering from back surgery, Daddy Hulk was in the audience waving his crutch in approval as his little girl gave it a whirl. Brooke also sang ‘Fallen,’ with new boyfriend, ‘Stacks’. Hmmm. I thought that was her nickname.

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