Ugh! He’s at it again. Your soon-to-be-ex-hubby, but not-soon-enough-for-me has been griping to Chris Cuomo from ‘ABC News’ about how you ‘abused’ him.
“Our relationship will never be fixed. I don’t trust her anymore. I was abused… I was beaten down. I’m not going back to that life style.”
LOL! Without you, Kate, SpongeJon Flarepants has NO LIFE and NO STYLE!
Can you believe this???
“In 10 years, I’ve never gone out… I used to say, ‘OK, I’m not going to go out.’ I was very passive. This is the first time I said, ‘You know what? I want to see my friends. I’m going out. That was the first time in my life I ever stood up to Kate… I just felt like I had to take back some time in my life, and I did it. And I felt really good. I made my own decision… I was beaten down for so long, I couldn’t even make my own decision. And when I did, I was like, holy cow! You know? Yeah, what’s she gonna do? Divorce me? All right. Obviously.”
Uh, ya. When you started dating teenaged crackwhores!
Anyways, Kate. You don’t deserve this from that ungrateful sloth. Any man worth his salt would be proud to be belittled by you. And as for your kids, well, I could only wish my parents would have exploited me with playhouses, vacations, a beautiful mansion and hopefully a hefty trust fund.
Keep doing what you do best!