Apparently jungle rules state the couple can’t return unless the cast or the audience casts enough votes to let them back on the show.
Obviously, Spencer is just too high on himself to lower his standards to jungle level. Yet, he can’t stand the thought of passing up an opportunity to appear on primetime network television.
Too bad the show isn’t quite the slice that Speidi’s Pizza Hut video presented it to be.
His three minutes in the rat, bat, snake, goop-infested shed on last night’s episode convinced him that he wasn’t meant for the jungle. (If he thought that was bad, he should see my basement!)
Rats! What’s an egomaniac to do?