That Sean Penn sure is a smooth operator. Every time he wants to break his fidelity vow, he files for divorce from wife Robin Wright Penn, bangs some hot babe ’til she runs cold, then makes up with his wife, explaining it all away with, “Hey, Robin, we were on a break.”
Of course, his response to the media is more like, “It was an arrogant mistake.”
Penn’s ink was barely dry on last month’s petition, when he dismissed it this week.
Last time his arrogance had him entangled with model Petra Nemcova…
…while his recent mistake was Natalie “nipple-slip” Portman.
Hey, Robin. Don’t you think it’s time to do the Wright thing and let the loser go?!