Yikes! The father of Madonna’s boytoy Jesus Luz tells Brazilian magazine ‘Quem’ the mismadged couple will have a symbolic Kabbalah ceremony.
Meaning it won’t be legal. That’s OK. At 22, Luz is barely legal himself.
According to Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz, Jesus and Madonna have been living together at her Central Park West pad, along with her kids.
“She has small children, and Jesus helps her out with various tasks involving all of them. He plays ball with the kids. Jesus has charisma and loves children.”
This is true because I remember singing about it in Sunday school.
Jesus loves the little children
All the children of the world
Red and yellow, black and white
They are precious in his sight
Jesus loves the little children of the world
The senior Luz also says that his son is in the relationship for the good, not the goods.
“Obviously, he likes what is good, but he is not one to be impressed by materialism.”
Which reminds me of another song I learned outside of Sunday school.
We are living in a material world
And I am a material girl….