If I Were A Hoax
April 23, 2009 by beecup
If something sounds too bad to be true, it probably is. But Beyonce seems to be lovin’ the attention she got from Tuesday’s unidentified hoaxster who turned her vocals from a ‘Today Show’ performance of ‘If I Were a Boy’ into an off-key tympanic torture.
“Everyone’s heard me sing and it’s perfect timing, actually, because I’ll be on the “Today” show tomorrow singing ‘Halo,’ or tonight you can watch me sing live on David Letterman! It’s perfect promotion, whoever came up with that idea.”
Hmmm. This is starting to sound like a well-orchestrated plan by Beyonce and her father/manager Mathew Knowles.