Off Her High Horse
April 19, 2009 by beecup
Something is very wrong here. In the past six months Grammadonna has been:
divorced from Guy Ritchie
deserted by A-Rod
duped by Jesus Luz
denied adoption of Mercy James from Malawi
and ditched by a horse yesterday in the Hamptons.
Her rep says it happened at the home of a photographer friend when a paparazzo jumped out of the bush (not Madonna’s), startling the horse and sending Madonna for a tumble. Suffering ‘minor bruises and injuries’ she was released from the hospital but will continue to be under observation. Well, thankfully she was equipped in full riding gear including a helmet.
Back in 2005, her highness fell off a horse at her English estate and busted some ribs, her collarbone and a bony hand.
Grammadonna, you’re 50. Time to play it safe. Feel better soon!